Mental-health break

I am saddened by the troubles that the Borders book chain is experiencing, though they are dwarfed by the frightful shipwreck of the good ship Gutenberg.

It is thought that some branches of the chain could experiment by opening a wine bar. Here is a more radical suggestion: change the corporate name to BORDELLO.

PS. Just posted (Feb. 27) and promptly deleted on Yahoo Answers: "Is Jesus & Buddha having gaysex the reason we have snow?" I guess we'll never know.